Monday, February 18, 2008

Bloody Valentine

***The information contained in this post was a story related to me***

In Houston, a man will have to live with the consequences of a rash decision. Instead of spending his money on his woman for valentine's day, he decided to spend it all on marijuana. His woman wasn't too happy and gave him an earful. He couldn't handle the pressure, so he got a gun and shot himself in the head. Police arrived and examined the weapon, removing some brain matter. The officer leaves the room momentarily and returns to find the brain matter missing. While trying to figure out what happened, he then notices the family dog with a satiated look on its face and wagging its tail. Only someone with a dark sense of humor could find that funny. Oh, the man did survive by the way, but he won't be normal again. Well, that is if he was normal to begin with.


JLee said...

Wow. That reminds me of the story where the woman dies and her cats eat her. EWW!

Rorschach said...

Normal or NORML? =D

Lainey said...

All in a day's work, huh Jason?